Saw this yesterday...

If he got punched it'd be Schindlers biffed . Morning everyone.

 

Grab your coat and go back to bed, you're still drunk.

 

That's slander! Just because I was gorging on a giant bucket of Dixxy Chicken on the last bus home doesn't mean a thing.

 

If he went to the hairdressers and had a boufont hairdo it'd be Schindlers quiff

 

If he had an annoying growth under a tooth... Schindler’s Cyst?

 

That was going to be my next one.

 

Snooze,you lose...