Saw this yesterday...

Schindlers Lift...

 

Sorry... couldn’t resist.

 

That just made me chuckle

 

If he had a speech impediment would it be Schindler's lisp

 

And if he was drunk it would be Schindler's p***ed.

 

If he was playing darts and got a 1 instead of treble 20 it'd be Shindlers missed.

 

This makes me smile everyone I see one. The other lift company that i find amusing is Otis, that has an office in Reading.........

 

A former colleague called her first son Otis... I assumed the Beckham naming protocol was being used and giggled away to myself

 

Oi! Plagiarist!! Posted the very same last year some time

 

Nope, that was a pic of an escalator, clever nuts!

 

Yours or mine? I reckon neither ... but I'll let you off just this once

 

Exactly why my sister is called Cortina

 

If he was running for a bus and it pulled away it'd be Schindlers miffed.

 

If he was having soup for tea itd be Schindlers bisque.
I've got em all.

 

Oh oh got a good one. If some one was bad mouthing him it'd be Schindlers dissed. Am at Wheel Tappers and Shunters for the rest of the season.

 

If it was a boat with a hole in the side it would be Schindler's listing

 

If you keep on like this, you'll get a taste of Schindler's fist.

 

One in Trowbridge underground market.

 

That's what he uses when boxing