Safety in Worksop

Is it any better in Doncaster? We should be told.

 

No ...rumour has it that they eat Asbestos and raisin cake

 

That's Rotherham you're thinking of.

 

Nope....the

Nope...they are a rum lot in Worksop, it's in Nottinghamshire of course which explains a lot.
Doncaster, like Rotherham and Sheffield are far more refined....but that's Yorkshire for you. I really shouldn't have to explain all this.....but then again.....

 

To be safe..

I stay safe, by keeping south of Birmingham..

 

Fixed that for you.

 

I’d never thought I’d hear someone describe Doncaster as refined

 

Do they eat quiche?

 

Worksop is... grimey... or was 40 years ago.

 

if you are caught with lime in your lager you are instantly hanged , drawn and quartered without trail .
And just another reminder ..sugar in your tea is removal of your cup holding hand .

 

Never heard of it! . They do a nice line in egg flans though.

 

Pah!

 

So a little umbrella in your drink is frowned upon?

 

OHH forgot that one ...bullet through temple . What am i doing anyone would think i was a squishy squashy namby pamby southerner

 

If you get a pain in the eye when you drink your coffee take the spoon out.

 

You won't be told, will you...

 

Ooh, is it one of those nice egg and bacon flans with Lorraine herbs?

 

Don't you start. I'm determined to educate these people.