RIP cut tail

Tell me about it. Arnold my prize haddock passed away last week. I'm trying to get over it. Time heals, I suppose.

 

RIP Arnold. We’re here if you need us mate...you know that don’t you?

 

Battered to death no doubt

 

Yeah. He’s had his chips.

 

They say there was something fishy about the circumstances of his demise

 

May Cod rest his Sole

 

Lol. Coat!

 

If only he’d taken his pil chard .

 

No cure for crabs

 

probably brought on by neglect as a result of "fish in sea savings"

 

When's the funeral?
I think we should all come down for a wake!

 

It’s Monday but it’s for friends and close family only

 

Pity. I was going to bring down some decent beer!

 

I’ve got to share a table with her sister, she stinks of fish

 

You know fish can't talk?

 

WHAT

 

Surely parrot fish can talk?

 

You know cut tail’s last words were “Tell Baz I...urgh”

We’ll never know the rest

 

So was he really a cutale fish ? Dace Ed he was in the wrong plaice and his pollock got caught in a barbel ?