Right pay attention you lot.

My mother is flying in today for a two week visit so can you all please be nice to me for a change so she finks I have some friends.
Also would it be rude of me to wear headphones while she's here as her and Mrs TW will only be chatting about stuff I've already heard or have no interest in?

 

I'm always nice to you, except when you mow down trees that belong to @lost-en-france or buy little girly tractors
I always wear headphones when the in laws come to stay, I don't need to hear their drivel & complaints. Ms.T says it's because I'm just an anti-social bas*#%d

 

1) I only marked the bark
2) its girly size so I can get between my vines(when I have some)
3) wives/life partners don't understand us.

 

Will the headphones increase fresh air to be drawn to cool your brain?

 

Not sure one can increase the fresh air between my ears.

 

I'm always nice to you - sometimes

 

I think you are the nicest person on this website. In fact I think you are the nicest person on the whole Internet. My life has been enriched beyond measure merely by reading your informative and humorous posts. I'm actually thinking about moving to France just so I can say to my friends that I live in the same country as you.

 

If that's ok don't forget to send me the money.

 

This what you really needed

 

Think I need some vines first to be true.

 

That's a Transformer!!!

My money is on it transforms from the Lloyd's Building or maybe a Malaysian Aeroplane....


Am I right?>!

 

It helps transform grapes into a delicious (& hopefully palatable) wine or brandy/cognac. So, yes, it is a transformer

 

soon they will be selling 40 year old vines in the supermarket for 50 euros ,these have come to the end of their life and the farmers have replaced them with younger stock....

Also the roots go on for miles so half the roots are missing.....

But they look good...

Good luck with two women in the house, but you have a shed...

 

Are they noise canceling headphones?

 

No but I can turn them up loud enough for the room to here.

 

Nurse! Nurse!
Can someone get sandybays nurse please

 

Its funny money over here so no good to you.

 

I can get you some if you need it Don

 

Ms.T offers it on a regular basis, possibly another reason I shouldn't let her cook when she's at home