Quotes para couldent ramble but he likes

It's difficult for me, I'm not drinking this weekend.

 

Ive got your back dude

Mrs para is off work for two weeks so no early morning driving for me and no school run in the morning

Im drinking your share

 

Gittly Gittington!

 

Northern translation please

 

Man who that goes to bed with itchy arse, wakes up with smelly finger.

 

Here's a bunch for you para

 

“I think that much of the advice given to young men about saving money is wrong. I never saved a penny until I was forty years old. I invested in myself – in study, in mastering my tools, in preparation. Many a man who is putting a few pounds a week into his bus would do much better to put it into himself.”



Henry Ford (mildly edited)

 

I like this one:



“Opportunity is missed by most people, because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”

- Thomas Edison

 

People invest a great deal of time finding and quoting (often inaccurately or out of context) spouty b0llocks that supposidly teach us a better way to live, that they either never come near actually living or never intend to.

I blame Facebook and people with too much time on their hands.

My favourite is aim for the Moon and if you fall short, you'll end up in the stars.

This coming usually from someone that couldn't be arsed to get out of their dressing gown that day.

And lacks a basic understanding of physics.

My advice for such people, try aiming to get off the sofa more than once an hour and get the Mars bar out of your gob....the train as an astronaut build rocket bit is beyond your reach so stop setting goals you'll never reach and actually do the simple stuff.

 

My advice for such people, try aiming to get off the sofa more than once an hour and get the Mars bar out of your gob....the train as an astronaut build rocket bit is beyond your reach so stop setting goals you'll never reach and actually do the simple stuff.[/quote]


best thing said on this thread im not a fan of stupid quotes but i do like the quotes that are stupid

 

Such as this?



I admit that there's a lot of quotes on the internet that spout rubbish......but if some happen to mean something to someone, then there's no harm in them.

The quotes I posted mean something to me. The woods are a place I go to recharge after a crap week at work.

If you base your view on the world purely on internet quotes, then I can see you might have a problem.

 

What is this bloody facebook

 

If thats directed directly towards me then knob off

I worked when i was below employment age
At one point in my life whilst i was in the forces i had an extra two jobs to make sure my family had the best
I came out of the forces and struggled with health problems for a while
Since then i have been a house husband and even though its not payed work its a hard and testing job in its own right

Im now awaiting yet another assesment on my war pension so cash is lacking
If it doesent come back with a positive result then i will go and find employment even though its very sparce up here

I dont claim job seekers allowance or any other bennefit
We as a family do get help with the council tax due to our income but thats it

I dont eat mars bars and i certainly dont sit on my backside all day

 

I don't think it was aimed at you, I think he was just saying there are a lot of people that don't know the meaning of work !!!

 

Why do you assume Silver was directing that post to you personally?

 

I didnt assume but it felt like that

Hes dropped a few comments in the past that made me feel like this one was a dig at me

If not then ive got things wrong and i appologise to silver

You wouldent belive the amount of negative responses you get when living up north and being a stay at home dad