Qatar World Cup

So is the Monday off to sew sequins on your 80s leg warmers? We need to know

 

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

 

All sewn on by his mum, I heard. He'll be partnering with Louis Spence

 

Ahead of the World Cup, I've been practicing the Qatari national anthem "Death to the Infidel".

 

I’ll be watching and supporting England, COME ON ENGLAND

 

Bloody dam and *****, I’ve just realised England kick off at 1 on Monday and Jenny the breath wants me to take her to Sophie’s beauty for her winter Brazilian, I might buy some plasters and offer to do it for her on the back seat of my cab

 

Seems like a sensible idea Baz ...but may i suggest using Gaffer tape rather than plasters .

 

I see there Qataris are now saying there will be no alcohol in the stadiums. They really are a liberal bunch.

 

Carling is allowed....


















And fruit shoots...

 

That's quite amusing

Still, good news after discussions with FIFA, players who get two red cards will no longer have one hand cut off

 

...or women?

 

Unless you are 'special' and are allowed in the corporate sections.

 

AGAIN

 

However over-friendly goal celebrations will be countered with a good birching. Can't have all that man-hugging!

 

I got this down the chemist
every time the football comes on the telly you take a dose and
You fall asleep

 

And so the details about the 'fans' leaks out, paid for supporters who are no longer getting paid because the wheeze has been outed.....https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...llowance-cancelled?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

 

Deliberate hard tackles will get 20 lashes, I believe.

 

Are they still planning on stoning to death players who do those stupid goal celebrations? I’m all for it if that’s the case