Post some drivel for baysearcher thread.

TBD friday

 

You mean it is Friday, or whether it's Friday remains to be determined? It's unclear from your post.

 

I've calculated that there is at least 100 different ways to use an elastic band on a late bay!


But I'm only up to 10 so far....er

 

someones pool went green today, I got handed the keys, all with numbers on one to seven

Looked at the all doors with no numbers

Still did'nt find the control room ,pool is more greener...

 

who put all these bags of frozen red cabbage in the freezer ,I got two out last night thinking it was stew ,just had a look. At them again definitely cabbage

 

It could have been the rabbit?

 

Met Jane at jive last night ,she has got a new bloke and he lives near Oswestry ,the last bloke lived in Manchester

 

is his name tarzan ?

 

No disappointingly its Phil or Bill

 

thought I'd take my teen gardening today to be fitter and more active ,one client gave her a mars bar ice-cream the other one gave her 5 cookies..

I got 10 euro for killing a chicken..

 

Ahh but what did you put, i put "This" on the tin i keep mine in

 

was it a big chicken

 

Murdering Great Bustard!

 

did you choke the chicken ?

 

Often, when in a rush, I start to flush the toilet before I have actually finished peeing.

There are other times when I'm scanning something that I'll lift the scanner lid early to replace whatever it is in scanning with the next document...I usually look away to avoid arc eye.

More recently I take the cup part out of my Nutri Bullet before the motor fully stops.

I fear this wild streak is growing. What common sense will I recklessly abandon seeking that next daredevil high?

 

OMG I've just taken a teabag out of the cup and carried it by hand to the bin...juggling between both hands...

I know I know...only Red Adair would contemplate such insanity...

 

Drove round Southampton to Yau Bros making lots of noise with the bus. They are shut for refit so I will be running out of instant ramen. Then I went to the Towsure shop which isnt Towsure any more but something else but the inside of the shop is the same. Then more driving around.
And while I was sitting in the queues I carried on designing my gearchange improvement.
And then it was still Friday.

 

That is life on edge! Woooooo!

I have just managed to stir my tea while simultaneously read the drilling instructions for our new Yale lock, but it's not really in the same league

 

Sometimes I open the front door when I pass by in the hallway, just to see if I will surprise someone whose about to press the doorbell....to date each and every caller has foiled me!

.......but I'm optimistic that I'll get a win one day......then we will see who has the last laugh!