Post some drivel for baysearcher thread.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Poptop2, Jun 19, 2015.

  1. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    old flame barn?
     
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  2. she was young then .
     
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  3. Sounds like she seen more cock ends than weekends!
     
  4. Is she Adam Faith's grand daughter?
     
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  5. Good king wenceslas first looked out when he saw a shadowy figure peering through the Austrian ambassadors patio doors. Turns out it was the bloke from ferrero rocher, looking for love.
    Next time wenceslas looked out it was the feast of Steven. Time flies eh.
    Reset your abacus now.
     
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  6. I'd lay off the weed for a while, wombat-ster...
     
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  7. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

     
  8. When speaking Polish, every co-joined verb must be preceded by "kurwa". All words containing 3 or more consecutive consonants must be followed by "kurwa"
     
  9. Its the eucalyptus leaves maaaaan,....
     
  10. When speaking French, every sentence that points out the gravity or seriousness of a situation must be answered by the expression "Pfffft!".
     
  11. Only grammatically correct of course if accompanied by a shrug of the shoulders.
     
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  12. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Right that's it.


    NO MORE DRIVEL ON TLB EVER!




    Hahahah.Hahahah.hahahahahha.hahhahahhahhah.hahahhahhhhh.ahahahahhahah.ahahahahhahah.hahhahhahh.hahahahahahhah.hahahahhahahhahhaaaaahh. Hahahahahah....

    Yeah right.
     
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  13. When speaking french. urinate in a poblic place
     
  14. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    Una Stubbs is Paloma Faith's cousin?
     
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  15. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    So is Adam Faith thier uncle? And is Adamski her russian cousin?
     
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  16. Where on earth does lionel blair fit in then? is he the daddy?
     
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  17. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    No, Ray Winstone is the daddy now....


    Lionel Blair fits into a small cupboard under the stairs.....so long as he's got his patent shoes and a mirror ball he's happy enough under there..
     
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  18. Didn't Adamski invent flying saucers? Or is that Des O'Conner I'm thinking of?
     
  19. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    No silly :rolleyes:

    Listen up.

    Paloma Blanca is Paloma faith' s cousin. Una is Paloma's sister. Una n Paloma Blanca are strippers from Dagenham!

    Got it?
     
  20. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    Your factually spot on on both accounts. Des O'Connor designs flying saucers for NASA, and Adamski invented the edible flying saucer with the sherbert in the middle.
     

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