Post some drivel for baysearcher thread.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Poptop2, Jun 19, 2015.

  1. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Depends. 2 glasses and you're fine. half a bottle and you're sh-t faced. a whole bottle and the loo becomes your comforter and friend. :thumbsup:
     
  2. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    I live next door to a man called Terry. His wife is Lyn. I have terrible problems not calling her June.

    June lives across the road with Roger. There is another Terry next door to him, but I forget his wifes name.
     
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  3. Our ex neighbour was a pleasant lady called Sylvie. Her husband said she was German, but not once in 15 years did I hear her shout "Achtung, Spitfire!" You just don't know what to believe...
     
  4. I am thinking of developing an Internet site based on YouTube, Twitter and Facebook - I'm going to call it youtwitface
     
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  5. there was a Marlene living next door to us,thank god she's moved ,I could never bring myself to say her name without sounding like that bloke in fools and horses
     
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  6. Now then @poptop2 this is a little surreal as from a previous post you'll already know that I have an uncle Terry and more oddly his daughter is called Lyn... Her mums Sil, but she has disappeared and no longer around.....now Uncle Terry is married to our aunty who used to be married to our other uncle, who used to be quite a successful grass track racer...but is glad his brothers dealing with the hassle he just didn't have time for....Lyn wasn't into grass track racing but was all over stock car racing like a rash!......
     
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  7. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    Holy cow!!!!
    Haven't you got an engine to be putting in????? :)
     
  8. Smashed that Fella... Engine in and running like a trooper on Saturday...12hrs from start to finish.... Bus hit the deadline for the body shop as planned...

    I'll crack on with trying to the beeb to work out "who do you think you are" ;)
     
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  9. i know a lyn that went to grass track , her husband was colin thou n their two boys did it , my best mate dave was a sidecar grasstracker n i knew dave jessup when he did it but he didnt know colin . I used to go speedworth too .
     
  10. Oh this is getting closer.... Lyn was married to a world champion stock car racer...not now....however tho when I was an avid watcher all eyes were on #391 stu smith, tho I did root for #2 Willie Harrison but my true hero was #229 John hilliam! I also know my way around a speedway track ;)
     
  11. who you ride for ? your not eric bocock are you or nigel , or ivan :eek:
     
  12. No none of them..... So all grand my bike has brakes on... :-D
     
  13. :thinking: d:thinking:ave bickers
     
  14. Did Dave Bickers have frilly knickers? Someone had.
     
  15. he might have scrambled eggs
     
  16. I treated myself to a late tea of spaghetti hoops on toast today. I found that if you clear a slice of all but two hoops, it looks like the Mysterons are examining your dinner.

    I shall likely be having alphabet pasta tomorrow, and will attempt to construct the words "acrylonitrile butadiene styrene".

    It's non-stop excitement in our household, I can tell you!
     
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  17. I used to live next door to "Boon"
     
  18. Have you ever seen the British safety kite mark at the bottom of a condom?
     
  19. Zed

    Zed Gradually getting grumpier

    How about "Gott im Himmel!"
     
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