Phrases you don't hear any longer...

Don’t cut off your nose to spite your face!

 

Please, have my seat ...

 

Nooooooooo!

 

gert orf my land

 

Yes you can eat all of that cake because you won't put on any weight.

 

When I were a lad, the usual response when you asked where something was was "Up Jack's a*se and round the corner"...

 

Was my old Dad's favouite!

 

Which oil?


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People in green houses, shouldn’t throw stones

 

Don't know how to maintain it
Don't really understand it or why I bought it
And can't find anyone who does understand it
Or Can't really afford it or
Reluctant to pay if/when Person is found
But also want to be seen as sort of bohemian
And want to be at a motorway speed at the same time

So don't have any alternative

That saying comes up increasingly

 

Or want Willy at the water.

 

Shouting to Hugh down the big white telephone

 

Shame about the boat race ...

 

Here's your enterprise allowance ... No questions asked!

 

Grandad you've forgot your wallet! At which point me mates grandad who was on his way to the pub would turn on his heel homeward bound to put his teeth in.

 

My grandad used to say " If you can see a fly Marmite ont 'ills it's going to rain." This was because the view from the farm was 20 odd miles across the Vale of York to the White Horse at Kilburn and if it was that clear there was moisture in the air leading to rain. Won't say what he described infatuation as. Answer via pm

 

I’m off up the wooden hill !

 

Duvet surfing !

 

Small willy, it’s big enough to fill two prams

 

its not the size of your c-ck, it’s the size of your wallet that hammers it in