Phrases you don't hear any longer...

Do you think my head buttons up the back do ya !!!

 

Put wood in th'ole - were yer born in a barn

 

Young Ms C gets that said to her regular

 

You're letting all the heat out!

 

It's Millennials. They don't understand the function of a door.

 

Do you think I was born yesterday

If brains were dynamite that lad wouldn’t have enough to blow his hat off

 

Ayes ya coco.

 

My dad used to say do as I say not as I do

 

My dad when asked where we were going would say
There and back to see how far it is.

He also used to say a jab in the eye with a sharp stick
A picture of a dead horse and a bag that used to have crisps in it

I’ve no idea what that one meant or where it originated from

 

Life was so cheap in those days ....Ducky

 

Ever had some one pee in your pocket and tell tell you it was raining?

 

Mrs P had both front and back doors open tonight. As a change from the usual " We're not heating the whole of Harrogate" tried " Lets keep in what we've paid for."
Seemed to work..

 

Couldn’t pull the skin off a rice pudding...

 

What’s the time?
Half past nine...

 

Tha meks a better door than a window.

 

coughs and sneezes spread diseases

 

"I want , doesn't get! "

Used by parents in the good old days

 

Those who ask don’t get. Those who don’t ask don’t want.

 

You don’t get owt for nowt

 

Poor sod hadn’t a pot to ******* in