Phrases you don't hear any longer...

Must be a sarf thing

 

TWO-SIX......................Push.
Tony

 

Another sarf one, take your coat off in the house you'll not feel the benefit when you go out

 

My nan allways said that when she was cutting a loaf of bread across her chest.

 

Always when pushing me boat off

 

tickerdeeboo

 

"Go ahead dear, you just get whatever guitar you want'" Ms.T to me when I'm looking in the window of the rare guitar shop.

 

It's full of smoke in here ,pull the damper out

 

Well f... me with a rubber ducky.

 

Hells bells
And
It’ll be a pigs foot in the morning

Generally when a kid has hurt themselves

 

I will give you a ring now in a minute

 

They still say things like that in Cardiff.

 

Ozziedog,,,,, and me

 

“If you don’t stop crying, I’ll give you something to cry about”

 

"Donald! Take that out of your mouth!
It could have been in a Chinaman's bum for all you know". Mrs West, Gran's housekeeper.
I've always wondered why a Chinaman's bum is worse than any other.

 

Hold very tight please

 

Ding dong.

 

Ding ding

 

Can I use your Dictaphone? :snort: