Old farts say aye!

@snotty is indeed a bad influence. Those middle european aristocratic families always have had a tradition of one bent spoon in the cutlery drawer....

 

Yuri Geller?

 

Was he a Yiddish astronaut?

 

Spooner bender I think.

 

You are probably right...the only Bender I know was a robot in Futurama...a childish tv series that matched my intellect.

 

I watched that, Bender is a dude.

 

Can't stop...got to get to Screwfix by closing time...

 

I think Spoonbender was a German film director.

Forgot my conduit elbows

 

I'm here but I've always been in denial, and I've never been to Llandudno

 

That was a lovely sleep
Morning fellow Old Farts.

 

he's an actor i think you'll find?

 

In my locker.

 

Eldest unmarried says this is me.



Cheeky little minx, wonder how she plans on getting home after work?

 

Sorry, I've had a new lease of life lately and I'm not an old fart.

 

You're right Zed, you're not an old fart, you're an old curmudgeon.

 

So, are you saying that, before this new lease of life, there may have been a time, however short, when you were an old fart

 

No, I was "resting".