I can't bear Sky news. I shop at Waitrose solely for the fact the basket aisle says 'five items or fewer' instead of 'less" I shout at the telly like the old git in Gogglebox Me left hip's on the way out I'm starting to dress like Anne Ramsay in Throw Momma From the Train Getting into my stock height bus involves heavy use of the grab handle and at least four 'oof''s. I kind of fall out. I could go on but I need the loo....
Well it will have to go to the vote. I never knew you were so beautiful btw. Have you any pictures of your hair in a net? Does it for me every time! I voted. You're in. Welcome.
I haven't felt so proud since I won my primary school's 25 yard swimming race. Life's been downhill since then...
Glad to have helped get you back on track There is a vacancy for a bingo caller. We had to sack Barney as nobody knew what he was on about ' doolittle legs innit' I mean come on?we're deaf enough as it is, and then there was the ' Maggie's den, 66' debacle, come on, he had to go! don't know if you're interested?
Some people just peak early in life. I've really gone downhill since passing my Cycling Proficiency ...
