I think I might qualify for OFIW...not yet 40, but nearer there than 35...been grey since 21, fingers knackered with arthritis and I listen to radio 4. Oh, and I keep wanting to reply to the word association thread with "Mornington Crescent"
This reminds me of someone? One for Lord Congi or indeed Lord Charles And finally if you've got a Westy then you HAVE to have one of these.
Can I apply please? I'm nearly 52, have greying hair which I disguise with hair dye. I make "old noises" when standing up. I prefer Radio 2 and Real Radio because I've never heard half the songs on Radio 1. I tune into the screaming sprog in the supermarket four aisles away and say "My two never behaved like that.....". I hate people gomping gum. I decline to go to all night parties as it takes me three days to recover.... I love Vintage TV on FreeSat (when I can get the remote to work). Oh yeah - when I go to a cafe for a coffee why do they ask me which one - they offer me Espresso, Espresso Doppio, Ristretto, Macchiato, Americano, Flat White, Cappuccino, Latte, Mocha - all I want is a coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When I go to the chippy for one bag of chips - why so many questions????? Do I want salt and vinegar? Do I want small, medium or large = do they measure the size of the chip these days??????? Do I want them open or wrapped? Do I want a fork? Do I want a bag? Is that all? All I want is one bag of chips. I like sitting around a camp fire to warm up my creaky knees. I prefer whisky to lager - because I spend less time in the loo. And finally - I'm having a tooth taken out in a few days and having a false one screwed into my head. Please can I be a member?
A fine application this one , youngsters take note this is how a proper old fart apply's for a position , Chris you are indeed a true old fart - welcome MOTTLBOFC -- write it on your bottom ! X
