Old farts roll call

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Poptop2, Feb 23, 2013.

  1. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Those that are left after the ship sank Say aye --​
    aye :thumbsup:
    New members needed - apply online today by posting a good reason for being accepted here in this thread , rheumatism, arthritis failing memory and dodgy knee's accepted right away , over fortys are in and anyone else who feels old can apply with their reasons for feeling like a old fart .​
    new president member applications need to be qualified with a sound background of old codgerness and numptyness .​
     
  2. Can I join? I fall asleep at the drop of a hat, got dodgy knees, more hair in my ears than on my head, prefer radio 4 to radio 1, dont know how to use the telly remote oh the list is endless.
     
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  3. I'm 45, get increasingly annoyed by traffic lights, vacuum cleaner pipes and keep saying "when I was young". I have to trim my ear and nose hair at least once a week and my feet now have a homely odour rather than one that revulses me. I own a pair of slippers, increasingly find myself urinating at three in the morning and keep forgetting what it was I was saying half way through the
     
  4. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Your just the type of chap we're looking for , when you work out the tv remote could you let us know - You can now type MOTTLBOFC i your signature , welcome :thumbsup:
     
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  5. Oh to be 45 again
     
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  6. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator


    Oh yes - you're in - welcome

    psot up your neW signature- MOTTLBOFC :thumbsup:
     
  7. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Avid watchers of " last of the summer wine " are defo in ;)
     
  8. Bit late now, I have to go to bed. I'll get one of the kids to record it on the betamax for me. Wheres me cocoa??
     
  9. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    in your horlicks cup :)
     
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  10. I have the dodgy knee - although it probably has a lot to do with the 12 staples in my leg at the moment. I fall asleep at the drop of a hat, but probably because of the dihydrocodeine I'm on at the moment.

    However, even once I'm better again, I'm still a grumpy old fart.

    Do I qualify?
     
  11. bernjb56

    bernjb56 Supporter

    I'm still here - been to a party with young people but I sat on the old people's settee :)
     
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  12. I hope you started all your sentences with things like "in my day" and "when I were your age". ;)
     
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  13. bernjb56

    bernjb56 Supporter

    I remember ........
     
  14. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    It were different in my ---;)
     
  15. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator


    Yes -- MOTTLBOFC - You have pm !
     
  16. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Ohh i do feel better now i'm back in good company , the smell of sanatogen and urine -- it is very homely here !
     
  17. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator


    Or - " they were 2"6d in my day !"
     
  18. Does going "herrrraaaaagh!" every time you stand up count? (I started doing that in my twenties, mind)...
     
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  19. Kruger

    Kruger Sponsor

    I'm probably at qualifier at 33 :(

    3 knee ops and my other knee is now giving me grief, a mini stroke, cynical, & I'm good at Radio 2's popmaster, and I remember when Radio 1 was good!
     
  20. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    Still here, still grumpy :rolleyes:
     
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