Those that are left after the ship sank Say aye -- aye New members needed - apply online today by posting a good reason for being accepted here in this thread , rheumatism, arthritis failing memory and dodgy knee's accepted right away , over fortys are in and anyone else who feels old can apply with their reasons for feeling like a old fart . new president member applications need to be qualified with a sound background of old codgerness and numptyness .
Can I join? I fall asleep at the drop of a hat, got dodgy knees, more hair in my ears than on my head, prefer radio 4 to radio 1, dont know how to use the telly remote oh the list is endless.
I'm 45, get increasingly annoyed by traffic lights, vacuum cleaner pipes and keep saying "when I was young". I have to trim my ear and nose hair at least once a week and my feet now have a homely odour rather than one that revulses me. I own a pair of slippers, increasingly find myself urinating at three in the morning and keep forgetting what it was I was saying half way through the
Your just the type of chap we're looking for , when you work out the tv remote could you let us know - You can now type MOTTLBOFC i your signature , welcome
Bit late now, I have to go to bed. I'll get one of the kids to record it on the betamax for me. Wheres me cocoa??
I have the dodgy knee - although it probably has a lot to do with the 12 staples in my leg at the moment. I fall asleep at the drop of a hat, but probably because of the dihydrocodeine I'm on at the moment. However, even once I'm better again, I'm still a grumpy old fart. Do I qualify?
Ohh i do feel better now i'm back in good company , the smell of sanatogen and urine -- it is very homely here !
Does going "herrrraaaaagh!" every time you stand up count? (I started doing that in my twenties, mind)...
I'm probably at qualifier at 33 3 knee ops and my other knee is now giving me grief, a mini stroke, cynical, & I'm good at Radio 2's popmaster, and I remember when Radio 1 was good!