Night crew - only posts between 01:00 and 04:00hrs allowed

Eeeew

 

Can you drive your taxi afterwards without any discomfort .

 

Dry it out, varnish it and use it as a rolling pin

 

I threw up in a bucket after reading it

 

Why do people insist on going to the airport at silly o’clock, on the bright side I do charge extra for an early pick up

 

Seat lifter?

 

Charter flights and the airport insistence that you’re there 3 hours before a 6:30 flight?

 

They say 3 hours but it’s a load of bow locks I drop off there every day and my regulars tell me 2 hours is enough

 

I think our last flight were 2 hrs,
at stanstead, you only just get through in that time ..

the waiting hall is huge ,,

 

We call Stanstead “ Poundland airport “

 

And Gatwick is "Crawley Aerodrome".

Baz always takes customers via Stansted, even though they're leaving from Heathrow. It's a shortcut

 

*YAWN*Top of the Pops, 1999. That was a blast from the past. ..

 

I’m awake, anyone want a cup of Rosey

 

Being awake this time of the morning, has to be an age thing, doesn’t it?

 

Probably "they" say you need less sleep when older, i love mine,
but we did wake at 4.30am,
then wonder what time it was.