Nativity play

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Barry Haynes, Dec 13, 2016.

  1. Can you imagine the replies?
     
  2. Yup
     
  3. You've only got to punch one of them. The rest will fall in line :thumbsup:
     
  4. Hahaha will you contribute to the court costs?
     
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  5. We've finished our nativitys. We started to prep for them beginning off oct. don't think parents appreciate what goes into them our foundation stage I'm in has 61 children and they all have a speaking line to do. It's a nightmare. But most off the patents enjoy it.
     
  6. Ours are nursery, different format this year, Miss tells the story, cue music; they don't sing. There will still be rollicking angels, sulky sheep and fighting shepherds. The parents who never go to church will complain that we don't sing Away in a Manger and a variety of mums will be up in arms that their little precious isn't Mary/Joseph/Angel etc I have already warned the head that one particular parent will complain that Joseph isn't white and we're eroding British values :rolleyes: but the your mum's been good enough to give birth recently thanks for the baby cheesus is the only criteria we follow.:D
     
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  7. You don't sing "O Littowl Tahn of Befflehem"? I'm shocked :eek:
     
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  8. No little donkey either
     
  9. We didn't sing any traditional songs. But I'm still humming about the wonky donkey week and half later
     
  10. Whaaat?
     
  11. We vetoed the wonky donkey one for that reason, but I can't get the Hey Ho Away We Go! out of my mind
     
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  12. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    Makes you wonder if they've ever met someone from the Middle East. :rolleyes:
     
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  13. He was Jewish as well. Oi gevalt!
     
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  14. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    It's a conspiracy you know.
    Never mind the quality, feel the width.
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  15. This was me in the school nativity play as a young lad, c1956/57
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  16. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    I love those old box brownies
     
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  17. That was a great series :thumbsup:
     
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  18. That was always my grandads rant. I grew up being told that jesus looked like Ronnie Gould the chemist in the High Street.
     
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  20. Terrordales

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    In 2001 forensic anthropologist Richard Neave created a model of a Galilean man for a BBC documentary, Son of God, working on the basis of an actual skull found in the region. He did not claim it was Jesus's face. It was simply meant to prompt people to consider Jesus as being a man of his time and place, since we are never told he looked distinctive.
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