Nativity play

I went to see my 5 year old daughters nativity play this afternoon, she played a donkey,it was lovely seeing my little girl up on stage, she was so brave as she is painfully shy,I got something in my eye which made it appear I was crying,

 

You have a 5 year old at your age? Was you a late developer?

 

Did she have any lines?

 

At my age, cheek, I have a daughter of 37, a daughter of 36, a daughter of 34, a son of 32 and a daughter who's 5

 

I've had 3 wives, well i like to share it

 

ee yaw, ee yaw, ee yaw ways says that

 

Who's been a busy boy then
I remember my daughters first play
She was dressed as a fairy and singing louder than anyone else made me smile
The time goes to fast tho she is off to secondary school next September

 

My daughter was in her nativity play today, playing the pivotal role of the king who brings the gift of gold. I think she invested the part with sufficient gravitas to win a bafta next year daaaarlings!




Needless to say, me n Mrs Tatty were very proud . Kids nativity plays are just fab.

 

Did you also get something in your eye

 

Don't tell us, your wife is younger than your daughter

 

Don't be sick that would make her 4
Oh you mean my eldest daughter, no my wife is 39,

 

Always

 

And I suppose you will tell us your 41..

 

He's 58 . Jammy sod

 

It's my class Nativity rehearsal tomorrow and performance Friday. I'm dreading it. It's not the kids it's the parents. There's already fb complaints about the time, format etc etc

 

the playground mafia,,

the ones at our primary have their own closed face-ache page,

alot of these mums have too much time on their hands...

 

They spend the majority of it drinking prosecco from what I see on facebook.

 

Would telling them to get stuffed be inappropriate?