Loads of people use our street to dump their cars while they go to work etc, bit annoying but hey ho. Today , despite there being loads of spaces along the street someone's parked thus.... It's actually touching my towbar Luckily the person that dumped there motor in front of my van has left 2 feet so I can smash my way out..... *****ing Dickheads everywhere, I getting angrier by the day
1. Use a trolley jack lift up the front of his car, let your handbrake off lower his bumper over your tow bar, then when he drives off and looses his bumper they might remember not to park so close. Non damage option 2. Polite note stuck on windscreen with a flour/water paste, doesn't damage glass but makes so much mess !
Or write W***** in big letters with lipstick, they not going to hit a woman. I like the fist option personally.
If you have trolley jack then lift the back end up. drag it half way across the street and leave it there. Then let plod know its causing an obstruction.
I once cleaned someones windscreen with Olive oil when they parked in my private space, .............took a long time to before he could drive away. Tony
I'd go for the move it into the middle of the road option. No damage to the car and it'll be gone before he returns.
jack it up on the driving axles, pop a breeze block under each side so the wheels are just off the ground, lower back down and go to work or get your big big lorry and block them in
He's rear ended you....the Towbar might be bent etc etc. I'd contact my insurance company and make a 3rd party liable claim, if the drive off report them to the rozzers for leaving the scene of an accident.y
There that's what i was going to suggest ... if I was closer I was going to offer to come down and help push. You want to wear gloves not to leave any finger prints
I once watched a couple of blokes bounce an old sized mini out of a very tight space. bounced it gently a bit to get it going up & down then gave it some real welly and it just bounced out sideways. Does anyone know af a classic mini site were I can sell mini parts & cuts?
Are you allowed to park that close to the end of a road? I live right near the metrolink have had my drive blocked a few times ,just call the police none emergency number they will get the idiot to shift it or tow it away for you
If you don't need to get the van out, let all 4 tyres down by removing the valve stems & dropping them down a convenient drain.
