MOONS (forum member) an epitaph - or not.

Well, this is a strange one, you see i've had a secret and i can now divulge, @Moons was supposed to die yesterday, he left strict instruction i was to tell you all if he did and make it dark and funny in the way only i can, and guess what? he only survived.... which i suppose is good in a way although he had left me his van in his will, seriously it was that bad (that guy will do anything to get out of finishing it....) anyway the operation went well and part of him was removed yesterday (which for the sake of this we won't call cancer at all ok? so no sir let's call it his intelligence....) so listen in and wish him well....
i'll let him fill you in on the full story (if he pulls through the next few days) but they found a growth a few months ago between his lungs in the cavity there and they had to break his ribcage open and cut it out - the scar will be wicked....anyway he's in Leicester hospital and is gonna be a bit iffy for a while (maybe he'll get mrsa and i might get the van.......) he should be in for a week then home, he's text me to say i can tell you all (if you care) but now my ramble is over let's wish him well and hopefully he'll be fighting fit soon.
I also have a nice pic of the area and tubes and stuff sticking out of him but unfortunately it contains his double chin and a nipple shot which wouldn't do him any favours if any women on here wanted to give him a sympathy shag.....

Seriously now i'm glad he's ok i've felt bad for weeks knowing all this and thinking the worst 'cos he's a good egg really.
Get well soon mate.

 

Here here. Get well soon Moons.

 

I just decided he shouldn't get the chance of a sympathy shag, look away if you don't like fat welsh chests....

 

There is absolutely no way Im shagging that! Bless all the best @Moons .

 

Says the man who types with a part of his anatomy that should not go near a keyboard.

 

Good luck Sir.

 

Nice "Bloody" scar Moons....Tom Jones had one like that
Get Well soon...

 

Keep your chins up, all the best,
Steve,

 

Excellent nearly epitaph, i might get you to write mine.Moons, here's to a hasty recovery.

 

A short memory ? Old fart.

 

And then I forgot the link
http://thelatebay.com/index.php?thr...hould-have-left-well-alone.29620/#post-493465

 

get well soon

 

Get well soon - one of the good guys