You'd leave the house and there would be mysterious car headlights appearing from the layby near your house, only to turn off after a couple of miles to be replaced by a motorbike? There would be an X masking taped to the post box down the road? You'd walk through the park past a park bench where your ex would be sat wearing a carnation, carrying a package and whittering on about the geese flying in formation only at the end of summer?
I was being diplomatic. I meant you should have got your ar'se into gear and come to df on Saturday instead of halfway through Sunday!
Who me? Never! Actually it was after we'd split up, she was tallying up what she thought I'd spent travelling about and then claimed more from the Court's, it backfired though as The Court reduced my payment from £1500 to £1275.
still exists, I get te odd e-mail sometimes, I actually did find my ex best friend on there (he moved away when we was 14) and he now drives a splitty and lives in kiddy.
@poptop2 Malc are you posting this^^ this using a bit of reverse psychology to get lots of likes Anyway I like that I'm replying to your post whilst sat in my armchair in just my pants
