KFC Crisis!

I would hardly call lack of fried chicken a crisis!! The police have put out an appeal to people to stop calling them about it, what is this country coming to!!!

 

That's got to be fake news surely

 

It’s not and please stop calling me Shirley...boom boom

 

I would be more concerned about the tons of raw chicken not being delivered and dumped in warehouses.

 

It was on the BBC - it must be true.......

 

Indeed
I've heard that there's no hot wings left
But I can't believe people would call police

 

You underestimate their stupidity

 

I can.

 

Have you heard the word ........

 

No what is it ?

 

Kentucky fried chicken to take away , init

 

I thought BIRD was in fact the WORD

 

Are there any ramifications for calling the cops about stupid hoax stuff ? They should fine them 1k each time

 

No bird is what Idiots who call the police about a bloody kfc should be doing

 

They can rebrand as Unlucky Fried Kitten

 

It's a great day to be a chicken.

 

I've heard that chickens are crossing the road because kfc's shut.

 

Scum breeds Scum

 

Sorry I’ve missed all this, my whole family fell into a KFC less coma and only a zinger tower meal could revive any of us, we’re all fine and have be recovering by eating chicken wings to slowly ease ourselves back into full time chicken licken

 

Someone had to do it.