Kayak £39.99 Lidl. Bargain or waste of space?

I only joined a sailing club so I could shout “AVAST BEHIND!” with impunity

 

Have you unfurled your spanker yet?

 

Sadly no

 

Hope to be splicing the mainbrace soon though

 

How are you getting on with your instructor, Mr Christian?

 

If the titanic sank in 2019

 

Great til he set me adrift. I’ll see him hang from the highest yard arm in the fleet



That or I’ll give him a Chinese burn, one or the other.

 

Wedgie

 

Have you seen Master Bates recently? He's disappeared with Roger the Cabin Boy.

 

And Seaman....er, now what was the fellas name again?

 

Cadwallader I think it was, Seaman Cadwallader.

 

Pirate Willy

 

Staines. That was his name.

 

How unfortunate, sounds vaguely rude doesn’t it...unlike the other two you mentioned

 

One eyed willy

 

Moby dick.

 

Bulwarks.

 

Has anybody bought one yet?

 

Has anyone been out on their bargainous watercraft yet?