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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Barry Haynes, Nov 17, 2015.

  1. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    We used to have customers who would hide behind the sofa to avoid paying,but Bernie would feel sorry for them and still leave their cherry or limeade every week
     
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  2. Woodylubber

    Woodylubber Obsessive compulsive name changer

    Ive just been approached by MI5/MI6 as part of their new recruitment drive, Apparently they need someone on here to keep an eye on @vanorak and some of the new mods :eek: Immediate start and it's good money :thumbsup:
     
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  3. I do have a beard after all....;)
     
  4. Corona pop man was called the ginger man in Scotland. Pop was/is called ginger.

    I started off with a paper round.
    Also been
    Gardener
    Kitchen porter
    Store man then sales in curry's
    Roadie :burp:
    Landscaper
    Marquee rigger
    Fencer
    Delivery driver
    Taxi driver
    Flooring contractor
    Removals
    Exhibition setups
    Roading crew
    Scaffolder
    Wagon driver

    Think that's it, I'm a career slaaag
     
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  5. I delivered the free paper in Leeds every Friday ,250 issues @ 2.50 cash ,in heavy snow I kept the papers and sold them to Kirgate fish and chip shop :food: for free fish n chips...

    Then I worked for mick who had a milk round ,6am to 7.20am ,we collected the cash every Saturday morning ,i remember a lot of women falling out of their dressing gowns....:lol:

    I Loved the mild round job....:thumbsup:
     
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  6. Market stall fruit n veg
    Free ads paper boy probably still load in the attic when I grow up
    Yts carpenter
    Yts macanic
    Salt bagger
    Card board box machine operater
    Wire drawer and program organiser
    Net work installer
    Stock and administration clerk

    In nearly 30 years since I left school I've had 2weeks unemployment not bad for someone that left school with a spirit level and was told by umpteen teacher that I would probably spend time in prison or wind up a drunk or worse two fingers to the lot of um
     
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  7. Paper round
    Valeter
    Warburtons
    Loads of crappy agency work...cleaner, packer, cherry-picker driver
    Ecological Field Technician
    Musician
    Studio Technician
    Flight case design/manufacturing
    Joiner/labourer
    Cycle instructor

    it's a classic career progression

    probably odds and sods I've scoured from my memory
     
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  8. Bit of a jump from Head Chef to diesel mechanic, wasn't it ;)?

    Sorry for blowing your cover, but you did use code phrase of the day. I've written to the FSB to apologise. Their HR department will be in touch.
     
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  9. nicktuft

    nicktuft Supporter

    Indeed, but honestly the catering trade was burn out, and I needed a complete change of pace. Boat maintenance was fun!!
     
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  10. nicktuft

    nicktuft Supporter

    FSB mind blowing, I was only progressing from Tinker Tailor Soldier Nicktuft. ;)
     
  11. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    This ones for @beatnick , Tooting, sarf London long time ago
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  12. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    Why are milkmen always called mick?
     
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  13. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    I'm intrigued, sex industry???
     
  14. it was the loose women , the kids used ta say micks been round , mick who , too many micks those days :D
     
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  15. what about secret service ;):D
     
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  16. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    Not interested in that, ????
     
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  17. taxi to soho mr haynes:D , did i tell ya my mum has an auntie and a cousin (second)with your name :eek::D i know two brothers that have it too they are taxi drivers:D
     
  18. Why are welders always called Lee? It's a mystery.
     
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  19. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    Your mum has a auntie and a cousin called Barry
     
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  20. no bazza :D
     

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