Jobs

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Barry Haynes, Nov 17, 2015.

  1. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    I also feel for the youth of today, what's the use of getting a good education when there's no jobs
     
  2. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    I have been a undercover duvet tester all my life!
     
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  3. bernjb56

    bernjb56 Supporter

    My daughter-in-law was asked to sign a contract waiving her right to work no more than 48 hours a week for a declared salary of £17k which is just wrong (and illegal). Luckily she brought it round to ours first but how many people just sign?
     
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  4. I am and have always been, a brothel keeper.
     
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  5. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    I think some people are so desperate for a job they just sign any contract
     
  6. From fishing boats in hawaii .teaching english in various countries.
    Horse wrangler ,,,
    musician in japan europe .usa ,
    Dredging mechanic/welder Just been doing tree surgeon again for past few years.
    Family business,
    Import/export.varios countries,,bla bla bla
    Etc.....

    Problem with the young ones is theres nothing to fix anymore.
    Open a car hood nowadays ,,,,,not like it was when we were kids and a motor looked at you .
    or some apliance from china , back in the day everything was hard metal or repairable
    And cost effective to fix
    Now you just toss it and buy another..so you need to go to school instead of the back porch
    With a tool kit ...im amazed at my brothers kids they can barely chage a lightbulb,
    When we were making chopper bycicles and tree houses ..and playing football after school everyday
    But one is destined to be a doctor type,,,
     
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  7. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    Do you offer TLB members a discount
     
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  8. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    Where do you think he gets his staff? :eek:
     
  9. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    I used to love fixing my bike, making go carts, or tree camps now the kids don't want to get off their X- boxes
     
  10. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    not you???
     
  11. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    Certainly not, I keeping myself "nice". :rolleyes:
     
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  12. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    Paper round
    Car body prep/dogsbody
    Bouncer
    Student/pro rugby player
    Gardener
    Security guard
    Production engineer in microelectronics/semiconductors
    Graduated
    Research Associate whilst starting PHd
    Realisation I wasn't clever enough
    Software coder
    Team leader development team
    Started own consultancy working for all sorts, banks, engineering, public sector, private sector
    Started automotive company with oldest friend, was bought out after 4 years
    Always kept consultancy going so have been back with that for last 8 years.
    Have started two other businesses looking at lighting and asset management but never had the time to progress them.
     
  13. I work for Bernard fishtrousers.
     
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  14. Ain't you the bloke whose wife shat in a bush?
     
  15. Are you Charlie Sheen...?
     
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  16. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    No Im the bloke who's wife wouldn't shat in a bush,but me on the other hand I would anywhere, even in your brothel
     
  17. Student Apprentice at JCB. I did an engineering degree combined with working all holidays / placement terms. Worked everywhere from the drawing office to the production line.
    Production engineer doing planning, costings making machines work properly, quality, safety etc.
    Sales Engineer dealing with heavy earthmoving machinery.
    Sales Engineer for port cranes.
    Sales Manager then Director for lifting equipment and railway equipment.
    Company owner supplying and maintaining railway equipment.
     
  18. Our (now) 20 year old left school after A levels. We kept him doing his paper round so he wasn't just sitting about at home doing nothing and now he works at a local antiques centre. It's minimum wage, but it's a start. The paper round got him the job because it proved he wanted to work and he got a good reference that said he never missed a day and was always on time. It's getting the first job that's key, you need to make yourself stand out though and be willing to accept whatever is going money wise.
     
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  19. Who was the jerk that invented work??
     
  20. Had a paper round and hated getting up in the morning's
    Whilst still at school I worked on a steam train park ride thing at weekends
    Then finshed school an become an aprentis sheet metal worker for jaguar restoration company but they went bust
    So became a greens keeper and landscaping
    Then left and joined the army as a sniper did the Bisley thing and did that for 8 years left to be a paint sprayer and to be with someone that didn't work out
    So said fcuk women and civy street whent to work for black water company in a few interesting place around the world did that for 3 years
    Then meet a lovely lady so left that all behind me and went to live in Thailand with her for two years then came back to England and had a beautiful girl so now just drive a digger that's it for now
     
    Last edited: Nov 17, 2015
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