Jersey

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dicky, May 6, 2021.

  1. And it will get even better Sturgeon says, when they get independence and join the EU and Hadrian's Wall is reinstated.
     
  2. Faust

    Faust Supporter

    Don't ask me to build it .
     
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  3. I thought we in England buy a lot of electricity from France and firms like French EDF sell it to us and do very nicely out of it.
     
  4. They won’t cut off the power
    Probably only did it to have a pop at bojo
    But they did him a favour,
    Ohh jolly good let’s make it look good for the tories on poling day ,
    er er um um um er I’m er going to send the navy in
    Um er er That will fool them to vote for us o_O
     
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  5. Would you vote for Starmer ... he's got a rudderless ship.
     
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  6. Faust

    Faust Supporter

    The way he has been Running labour one would think he was a crypto tory ....Lisa would have been the right choice .
     
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  7. Well, it’s getting worse. French patrol boats have started playing old Edith Piaff records over loudspeakers.

    “We can’t take much more of this”, said a spokesman for the Royal Navy.
     
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  8. So the French have patrol boats all of a sudden. Pity they don't use them to stop the refugee boats coming over here.
     
  9. A l’eau, c’est l’heure”, as they say in the French navy :thumbsup:
     
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  10. mikedjames

    mikedjames Supporter

    The deal should be - yes the French can have UK fishing permits, but their fish then has to be exported from the UK under UK rules with the EU, or has to be sold to UK consumers at the low price the UK officially offers them.

    That should soon lighten the load for our fishermen who cant sell their fish, when the French fishermen get frustrated about the deal and get the export of UK fish made easier ...

    Or they can have fishing rights, provided our fishermen can sell fish caught alongside French fishermen with the same ease as the French in the EU market..
     
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  11. Thats like ride of the valkyries in apocalpyse now. " I love the smell of une valse in the morning"
     
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  12. That woman could certainly warble...
     
  13. The RN are retaliating by playing “Tiger Feet” by Mud. More news as it happens...
     
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  14. No but we only ever get Blue whatever we vote ;)
     
  15. Norris

    Norris Supporter

    That's neat
     
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  16. Merlin Cat

    Merlin Cat Moderator

    I may be a closet Francophile :)
     
  17. You do look good in a beret :thumbsup:
     
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  18. Aaagh. Now it’s going round in my head :(
     
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  19. Je T'aime
     
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  20. Fruitcake

    Fruitcake Supporter

    You'll never make a politician Mike, coming up with logical and common sense proposals like that :eek:
     
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