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banter thread of the year possibility

 

anyone thrown a mardy yet! nahhhh!

 

No its "Carry on Camping"

 

night or day?

 

Bloody predicktive crap, and you wonder why I get mardy

 

wzard said:
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"sorry, I only speak welsh, French, german and English, i'll try google translator for this one ",

maybe that is now your new job on the tlb,



our very own translator when !!!!!






of course we need one!!!!!. in the mean time can you speek za queeenz engalish whiltz postingz on zeez thredz danka shine.

 

half an hour same as they do in great Yarmouth

 

dont start you lot nowt rong wiv me queens inter es t

 

tut tut tut

 

tut tut tut

 

Speaking of insulting our portly bretheren...I love the Jimmy Carr gag:

"Weight Watchers....for the first few weeks your just finding your feet..."

 

and in the interest of balance, for the unduly skinny amongst us...
Two tapeworms: One says to the other: "Do I look big in this bum?"

 

To be true I've not been over there since I don't know when.

 

2 fat girls sitting in a bar in Cardiff, guy walks up and says "what part of Scotland are you 2 girls from?" girl turns and shouts "its Wales you dickhead"
the guy says " oh sorry!, what part of Scotland are you 2 whales from !"

 

I'm thinking this wizard is not as young as he makes out.

 

the Wizard, (me), has never mentioned any scale of age to his pseudonym, lots of doughnuts have tho

 

Must be right then.



And why does wizard keep his profile on limited viewing ?
Is wizard someone else?
Has wizard got a little wand?