...to strop out of your hotel room and shout at complete strangers for being apparently incapable of shutting their door (every 3 ruddy minutes) without shaking every wall in your room?
I went outside, smiled sweetly and asked if they wouldn't mind shutting their door a little more quietly. Apparently their response is to completely ignore my request. An annoyed Zoe should not be dismissed lightly. As they will soon learn.
Put a dog egg in a paper bag outside their room door, set fire to it and knock.... That'll learn 'em.
Never heard of that one before...the results must be quite spectacular. TLB has great educational value....never got this over on the other place.