Interesting facts about taxi driving

All joking aside poor man

 

Muscle

 

When we lived closer to Barnsley centre the old guy across the street used to want me to drive him home, he lived 4 doors down but still thought he lived the other side of town.
When we had party's he used to say how good it was there was a pub so close to home.

 

They know where the best all day breakfasts can be had

 

Fair play @Barry Haynes for helping someone in need, I wonder how many people had seen him and did nothing

 

How many mums has he been on..?

 

We wish

 

Card payment solved this but I must admit the funniest sight i saw was a driver in a well known horseracing .arket town had a problem with his car.
I pulled up behind him to transfer his passengers when he came running up the road a d coins were leaping out of his pockets like a silver and copper fountain.
He was running and trying to place his hands over his pockets but didn't have enough hands.
After transferring his passengers he retraced his steps to collect his spilled coins.
It was funny
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Or being called Dave all through the journey by some clever clips who thinks he is funny rather than intelligent.

 

Danny Dyer, not a nice guy, Tony from Hollyoaks, a good guy. Alex Higgins, bloody horrible.
Francie Dettori a really nice guy.

 

Very true, alcohlize we call it very difficult to understand.

 

People use your covid 19 screen as a handle to help get out of the cab then say "sorry" when it breaks for the 100th time
It's PLASTIC for ***** sake

 

People insist on directing you to their home even though you've already told them you know where they live and how to get there

 

My favourite is when People say " you're from London "
am I , thanks for letting me know

 

I get that at work

,customers ,are you from Essex ?

Me. ,. Watford

Customer. ,well it's all London !

Me ,pffft

 

I used to take an old demented drunk bloke home every pension day, he never remembered who I was, but I'd see him taking 1/2 hour snaking his way across the footy field dropping his shopping and go get him. He was always vaguely surprised that I knew where he lived.

Hopefully somebody will do the same for me one day.