Interesting facts about taxi driving

You get to sit on your rear end all day and you can eat bacon sandwiches all day

 

You get to have a beaded seat cover and wear lots of aftershave

 

You get to walk around like a packhorse due to all the loose change in your pockets

 

You get to see the scenic route.

 

You get nice people asking interesting questions like "has it been busy today" and "when does your shift finish".

 

You also get interesting people -
e.g. (1) with hygiene problems - aka the breath lady
(2) with cash flow problems - they do a runner as soon as you stop at their destination

 

Everyone wants to be your best friend on new year's eve

 

Danny Devito played Louie Depalma in the American TV series Taxi

He liked The De in the middle of his name and insisted on keeping it in his characters name or he wouldn't play the part

 

You can say “I ‘ad that <insert name of celeb> in the back of the cab once”

 

Baz has knocked that on the head now.

 

You get DVT and a pot belly because you never walk anywhere.

 

My last name is DePaola... itsa New York Italian ding ...

 

Sometimes you can get your wife's shoes home before her..

 

Are you insinuating that @Barry Haynes is fat?
How rude!
It's a well know fact that he's just "big boned"!!! (snigger)



How on earth I managed to post that and keep a straight face is beyond me!!!

 

Relaxed muscle

 

You get to be a star on East Grinstead mums with over 200 likes because you took a elderly man with dementia who was wandering around town with no coat or money in the pouring rain home, he told me he lived in forest row when we were almost there he remembered he actually lives in East Grinstead, when we finally got to where he lives the police, his distraught wife and neighbours were frantically out looking for him he had wondered out at 6am, I was told that he moved from forest row in 1964, Henry is 92

 

Is that really why you was on East Grinstead mum's Bazza

 

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