Interesting facts about plumbers

Heating engineer = pipe bender in large buildings

 

I think you will find that’s sparkies.

 

We have an electrician at work called Flood and a plumber called Short. Not sure whether they picked the right career or the wrong one.

 

It's a well known fact that this thread was only a matter of time in coming if only to acknowledge the fact that all plumbers , heating engineers and boiler bashers are the cornerstone of society,life would come to a complete standstill with them .

Stop using that PTFE for that kind of thing

 

But they are first class at making deaf aids!

 

Even the Romans had plumbers!

 

here here. Finally a voice of reason on TLB. You get my vote. I’m not sure what for, but whatever it is you can count on my vote.

 

And killed a carpenters son

 

But they didn't have or need PTFE, I guess they managed ok without

 

I knew I could count on you

Can I have the £5 now

 

Are you still accepting green shield stamps?

 

They weren’t too keen on chippies

 

Only full books

 

I have to admit that as far as possible I have DIY fixed the plumbing and heating in the two houses I have owned.

So I dont know any facts about plumbers except all of them I have met on TLB are nice friendly people.

 

Like the Germans then.
Do you know they bombed ours

 

Some Plummers earn more money than other Plumbers.. I should think only a little bit though

 

There’s nowt wrong with Marmite house plumbers. Chap used to do work for me had two rollers. He would walk into the office looking for all the world like a cross between Fred Dibnah and Stig of the dump declaring “Normans the name, Marmites the game” . Had to get rid of one of his rollers when one of his ex wives grassed him up to the VAT. Salt of the earth!

 

I hope he took his wellies off when driving the roller,it would be unbearably uncouth if he didn't.

 

You know the old saying

“where there’s muck there’s.................. dysentery.

 

Plumbers ******* in your water tank
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