Interesting facts about plumbers

@jivedubbin has the largest collection of PTFE in the known universe.

 

@rustbucket throws a large party every year for his local kitchen fitters because of how they neatly cover his boiler pipework.

 

That’s true I do that all the time

 

@rustbucket is never grumpy and is always "full of the joys of spring"!

 

I don’t skive on here I do that loads of different places lol

 

“Heating engineers” are like plumbers, but don’t deal with jobbies.

 

The word "plumber" comes from the Latin plumbum, meaning "he who displays his bum crack".

 

Many plumbers save money on condoms by wrapping PTFE tape around their todgers.

 

I guess he doesn't use a lot each time hence the statement below!!

 

The best way to look at plumbers is they are about half way to becoming a heating engineer. But then so are bricklayers

 

Plumbers always carry a piece of pipe in the van with a nail in, so if their work leaks, they can blame the joiner

 

Says who?

I learnt chimney flashing, and fabrication of up stands at college. Lead welding. Bossing etc from flat sheets.

mind you that was a while ago

But to answer your specific question, all other trades are inferior to heating engineers. I’m surprised you even had to ask.

 

Neither can dentist

 

Many plumbers put a dab of Boss White behind their ears to attract a mate.