Imagine if

All the self employed people in the Uk went on strike
Apart from not getting payed ,
When you think about it it could make things difficult
And really annoying For everyone wouldn’t it

 

There'd be no boilers getting fixed at Christmas

 

There's probably a HMRC tax deductible allowance for self employed strikers......

 

Or indeed all the folk working in the private sector... Winter/Christmas would be a good time to do it

 

Plenty already this year ! :

https://www.ons.gov.uk/employmentan...mploymentandemployeetypes/timeseries/f8y2/lms

 

I'm going on strike after tmoro, told them I may go back on the 3rd

 

“WHAT DO I WANT?

BETTER PAY!

WHEN DO I WANT IT?

JUST AS SOON AS I’VE FIXED MRS JOHNSON AT NUMBER 47’s DODGY THERMOSTAT!!!”

 

So your one of those militant, Christmas holiday types eh?

 

Crack on then chaps. What you striking for? More tax deductible items or improved cash in hand rates?

 

No sites going to be shut

 

Ah, one of those two week shut down for Christmas sites eh?

Disgraceful........

 

Good point. I should have more empathy!

 

*****coughsDIVIDENDScoughs*****

 

Why do you think I'm going on strike

 

#mysummerhouseismyoffice.honestguv

 

Are there any state ran barbers anywhere
I need a trim

 

Imagine if the Royal Family went on strike

 

Imagine for as long as you want ,ain't going to happen . Some builders around are way are already reducing there prices to gain work and faced with increased material costs . It's rough for everyone .
I am glad i have packed in my business .

 

Yep. Recession is on the way


Anyway. I’ve had a word with my boss (me) to demand that I pay myself more money and work less and get more holiday. I’ve told myself to shut up and get back to work or I’m going to sack myself.

I’m definitely thinking about strike action.