If you won 115,000,000, like that couple did . . .

I'd buy a kidney

 

Money does not buy happiness. Having 115,000,000 does not guarantee happiness. We see so many famous people who are sad, unhappy and depressed, even though they are high earners and have millions of assets. Sadly many of them resort to drugs or booze and their lives are ruined and some even resort to suicide.

If I won that money I would give it all away.

 

But you can be miserable in comfort

 

Can I PM you my details now in case you win?

 

If I won that money the first thing I would do is head to one of the big banks and talk to them. With the aim of living very comfortably and doubling it in a few years by investing.

 

Maybe I would go into my nearest landrover dealership
I would like that

 

Especially my pants

 

Really

 

Money dosnt buy happiness,but it pays for the taxi while your looking for it...

 

Retire my whole family and my department at school

 

Carrots! You could be a Norfolk carrot tycoon!

 

Yes then I could irritate them as much as they did me
When I had a proper job I was often tasked with delivery and collection of company range rovers
It’s all a bit pretentious In there
I would love to go in there with no intention of ever buying one
What a dream job it must be to work in a Range Rover garage

 

Who would keep the yoofs in order then??

 

But sales of corduroy jackets would plummet...

 

And leather elbow patches

 

I could tell them what I really think on my last day.

 

Would that involve firearms?

 

Like that poem by Roger Mcgough

 

That would really ruin my retirement. France would not let me in with a criminal record involving firearms.

 

And fillings...