If you won 115,000,000, like that couple did . . .

It won’t change me, I’ll keep my job as a gardener, but on a massive scale!
(After I’ve bought a few properties in various countries, of course...).

 

Take the money off him

 

If I won all that I would buy you a Subaru engine each

 

oh bugg*r ... I've already got one so would miss out on your generous offer

 

If I won
After stopping running around in circles shouting I’ve won !!! I’ve won !!! I would just do what ever I wanted

 

Yes Wilf and no you can’t have the money instead

 

I’d spend it on Blackjacks and Fruit Cocktails. How many would you get for £115 million?

 

Or Pick and Mix...

 

I think you would get a lot of Diabetes
For free If you spent it on Black Jacks and fruit salads
And lots of Ants and Wasps

 

I’d buy a new pancreas. They sell them in Screwfix, I think.

 

It’s not 4 for 1d anymore you know.

 

Lol. That's going back a bit

Wonder if they still sell those white sweety fags. If it was a cold day, your breath looked like you were smoking. Very cool

 

Or you could spend it on cocaine and prostitutes

 

I’d phone my first wife

Stirlingmoz

 

@Barry Haynes is going to be on the phone for hours...

 

And maybe waste the rest

 

I would monogram every stitch of clothing i own, just like our old pal Bernard Madoff

 

off next month for a month in cocoa beach florida no lottery win needed lol

 

Even your pants?