If you was a cockney for the day

Even the breath lady is in on it

 

I'd go down the frog and toad to the rub-a-dub-dub with a lady godiva in me sky rocket.





Only to be told "that's not enough to buy anything in 'ere guvnor, gor bless ya!"

 

Needs more "Cor blimeys". 3/10.

 

proper cockerney

 

Strangely enough, I was talking about Chas and Dave in the pub last night. They epitomise the quintessential spirit of British rap music. Not only is 'rabbit' the tightest rap I ever did hear, but Chas and Dave were also responsible for the riff that Eminem sampled for 'my name is....'

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Didn't fink there were any cockneys left in Larnen. They've all moved aht to Essex 'n Kent innit.

 

http://thingsasian.com/story/would-you-adam-and-eve-it-cockney-slang-turns-bangladeshi

 

in it

 

Give it a rest, Barn. We know it's you.

 

Pretend to like jellied eels

 

Reminisce about the blitz and tuck into some boiled beef and carrots. It's good for your derby kell on all accounts.