If you was a cockney for the day

I know you'd support Chelsea but what else ?

 

I wouldn't go south of the river after midnight.

 

Introduce proper beer for the softies
Then move norf

 

I am a cockney and support the Ammers

 

Move.
And I would still support the mighty spurs

 

I think a knees up would be in order. Who wants to be Mother Brown ?

 

Flick you, I'm millwall

(I'm not, but if I was a cockney for a day, I might be)

((Actually, I would probably support Wimbledon)

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I’d spend all day doing the Lambeth Walk and saying “Cor blimey”.

 

No anything but millwall

 

Chelsea isn't even within the sound of the bow bells. Chelsea is not cockney, silly.

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Thought you might take the opportunity to enlarge your titfer collection

 

I'd polish me apples an pears

 

I don't have a pearly king cap

 

Millwall. Noooooooooo
Don't worry Bazza' cockey team is the ammers

 

strike a light gov I'm of darn the rub a dub

 

FTFY

 

...an' no mistake

 

I've got me beer in the sideboard ere

 

I'd learn to speak properly!

 

nah