I want a fork

Yep! I might of guessed


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We have some of these tiny forks.
We use them for tapas
Are they tapas forks ?


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A tuning fork ?

 

I had a fork in the road last week ,it was huge

 

Dammit not just any cake fork - the very same. The person who gave me this also included a left handed fish knife, but that’s just bizarre. I always put food in my mouth with my left hand, spoon or fork, but cutting it up is right handed.

 

I've never had a left handed cake..?

 

Omg neither have I all those years wasted

 

My mother used to have some of these - used in pairs for dainty eating of corn on the cob. Me I'm OK with buttery fingers.

 

Never been kak handed then?
(Right hand for eating, left hand for ......)

 

I had

A follow on from this one and a bit ruder is the one where the man is standing behind a lady at the dinner table and he asks her " may I push your stool in for you"

 

To which she replies......




No thank you I'm quite capable of doing that myself you patronising bar steward

 

I'm disappointed nobody's mentioned Last Tango In Paris.

 

That’s probably just as well.
Turns out it wasn’t quite as ‘straightforward’ a piece of cinema as we may have thought... I had no idea either:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/arts...uccis-last-public-controversy/?outputType=amp

 

Is it true that sales of butter rocketed after that film was released?

 

That’s a pretty repugnant story which I wasn’t aware of. Sorry I brought it up.