Well..... Who doesn’t? I hear the Neptune trident style is the one to go for.... What do others have? Any recommendations?
The Westfalia ones don't need handles because they're so good ... £2 and £600 for delivery as it has to be Westfalia livery
Are they genuine original OEM or cheap repro parts? They are covered in patina, I'm wondering weather to fork out. COAT is on.....heading for the door
I had one of those. Most useless invention ever, not only is it designed with ergonomics suitable only for someone with two right hands, one of which the palm faces outwards, it also snaps as soon as you use it.
This is my ‘muck fork’, not to be confused with a ‘pitch fork’ apparently. You may wonder what sort of ‘muck’ you could use it for, certainly not the runny kind. It’s not intended for stabbing large animal stools, more for forking out stables I presume.... I use it for forking Laurel cuttings, but I could see it being handy for crowd control, or if you own some land but no shotgun it might come in handy for close quarter boundary guarding as in ‘get orf moi laand’, or for bonfire building type activities as in ‘The Wicker Man’ For ‘tactical deployment’ use for para-military types, @snotty could probably conceal it in a combat trouser pocket as he has 6ft long legs, but when I tried it pierced my ear and I had to remove my trousers to extract it. When researching which fork would be best for my needs, I came across this: http://www.forkmagazine.com/ However I was somewhat disappointed after receiving my first monthly subscription. I may write in to complain..
Whenever someone says they want a fork, I always want to quote that masterpiece of modern cinema.... 'Bloodbath at the House of Death', staring Kenny Everett and Cleo Rocos. "Pass me a knife" "I suppose a fork is out of the question?" "Not necessarily. But let's have dinner first."
