I may be missing for a couple of days

I definitely reckon they should move that fire over. Why on earth would you save east London? I’m also concerned from this map that Stevenage might survive, and that can’t ever be a good thing.

 

That’s just an area , it’s not on fire honest !! It’s just ozzys can’t do trig on curves

 

Just seen this thread. Can’t believe the sheer scale of those fires, your pictures are like something out of a horror movie - except the selfie obviously, I don’t want to be banned!
Pleased you’ve escaped, hope the weather improves and the fires burn out quickly.
It does make you wonder why there isn’t more help being offered.
Good luck to you and all of Oz.

 

It's full already.

 

It might have been skippy

 

And he’s got a biiiig knife

 

The cast of Prisoner: Cell Block H have been hiding in there for years. Gets a bit messy at slopping out time.

 

Don, is there anything left around your plot to catch fire - looks to have been cleared of bush and trees?

 

Only his beard...

 

Thankfully, they’ve rescued the family of possums nesting in Don’s beard

 

Are those Vietnamese boat people still in there?

 

Of course they are.
He loves their food so has got an endless supply of Bun Bo Hue on tap!

 

They moved out, as they couldn’t bear Don playing “Stairway to Heaven” any more...

 

I thought he was still at the "smoke on the water" stage?

 

COAT !!

 

Unfortunately the Spandex pants were making him lightheaded, so he only plays sit-down stuff these days. Have you seen his Django?

 

Only when it's unchained!!!