How do you like your eggs in the morning…

I like mine with a kiss!

 

Pickled ....but get no kiss

 

That chicken's getting really peed off

 

Unfertilised?

 

Well today it so happens its a rather eggstravagent Eggs Royale for the current Mrs Monkey and a mere 3 egg scramble pour moi.

 

My eggs ended up on the floor this morning when I got hold of the wrong part of the pan handle.

I do not like my eggs on the floor in the morning

 

Won’t be needing bog paper for a couple of days then!!

 

Unlikely. We've hit 'spoons this afternoon at the end of the Ecclesall Road (the old Wards Brewery) and the Old Peculiar is going down rather well. I suggest that will offset any eggage.

 

That’s an extremely well managed plan imho. Got all angles covered. Any shortfall in laxative effect could be compensated by utilising some late night kebab action to rectify!

 

Chinese tonight.

We'll walk up to New Hing Lung on London Road and retire back to the hotel for a blow out.
Which doesn't bode well with excessive MSG.

However tomorrow promises a reasonable activity level following present opening?? of a tram ride to Meadowhell to acquire a winter wardrobe for the current Mrs Monkey....

Gotta keep the step count up..

 

Over easy
They go better in an egg banjo

 

In the extremely unlikely event of anyone on here staying at the "Shaunessy Hotel" in Vancouver, DON'T have eggs in the morning .... Every day the same question.
"How would you like your eggs today?"
After a few days we started to skip them altogether .... "Scrambled rubber? Rubber slab with a slightly yellower bit in the middle? Slightly bumpy rubber disc? Rubber in an egg shell?"
When at home, however ... Scrambled on toast with Parmesan stirred in

 

I like a 'chucky egg and soldiers' .

 

4 raw in a pint of milk.

 

Pre- sacrificial ceremony? Halloweens gone. It’s nearly Xmas

 

Good protein