how do you cut circles

Discount for OAPs I hope?

 

We worked it on brain size.

 

We apologise to @lost-en-france for this temporary thread hijack. As you were.....

 

So if you need to drill a hole in the sink, you need to put it in the sink

 

Did you provide a leech and bleeding service?

 

Bleeding leeches - Thursday afternoons.

 

Excellent. NHS, or do I have to go private? While I think of it, I'm running out of mercury and arsenic...

 

I did have some mercury, and some cyanide, which I found when I bought the place. We had to get a man in a van come to destroy it when we sold up.

 

I usedused to be a man in a van that delivered to blokes like you.

 

This guy had a denaturing set-up in the back of his van. He ponged a bit when ho brought the paperwork in.

 

I just had drugs and me sandwiches in the back.