How did you all get your user names

I just wanted something funny with the word Bay in it. Baywatch was such a stupid program the mere mention of it still evokes laughter. I've actually never seen a single episode. Tried once. Didn't make it to the first advertisement. I always wondered how they could swim a straight line with all that silicone bobbing in their faces.

 

Its part of my surname.

 

I'm Boots and my wife is Sam.

 

Ok so men of a certain size get referred to as either monsters, bull sized or ox sized. When i was a student I was often referred to as the Honey Monster because i was shaped a little like him. I didnt mind too much but people rarely called me that when I was there in case I Honey Monstered there doors or walls .However I thought it quite outrageous that former Russian President the late Boris Yeltsin( no slimcea boy himsel)f, mocked me by copying my dancing style. When I first saw it on TV they referred to him as the Russian Dancing Bear. In case you dont remember his famous dance here it is,


http://youtu.be/Q5FIoocja4k or Yeltsin


Since that time a fancy and quite avant garde art shop in Cambridge has started selling some sculptures and resin mouldings of a large bear dancing closely with a small blonde lady. My wife is small and blonde whilst I am quite clearlly the hunched over tall and lumbering, Boris Yeltsin dance a like Dancing Bear.


Not a shaggy dog story but a shaggy bear story!

 

shielsy is my nick name, : owen nw is owen north west ie i live in derry nw n ireland

 

Its a combination of my initials and birthday.

 

I used to race motorbikes, my race number was 28 and my name is Paul so Paul28 it is

 

I dont look like the sort of person thats up to the job but quite often not only do i get the job done i excel at it

Paradox is a contradiction that contains truth

Kind of describes me i think

 

I drew some pictures and tried selling them under the guise if Lazy Daze (Actually, I can still sell pictures I just don't actively do so)! My real name is Andy, or Andrew if I'm in trouble... I was never in trouble selling pictures so Lazy + Andy.... Am I over explaining this??

 

my daily driver (for my sins) is my '73 GT Beetle (Tomato Red). he's always reminded me of Dougal from the Magic Roundabout, so i called him dougal!
I joined the vw (tvw?) forums in 2002 and wasn't keen on how female members names were mostly suggestive (i know i sound like a prude, but i was a serious enthusiast and wanted to be treated as such) so i chose Ermintrude... a pink, camp, singing cow!

 

Goatboy came from a Bil Hicks Sketch where Goatboy is his sex-crazed alter-ego :

Superhands was a mis-hearing of the Peep Show character Super Hans.


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