If it was Leeds Chapeltown I'd be worried. It's not, is it? You'll be reet - just don't speak. or move. or breathe.
I am at the bottom of my final pint this evening. I’m off to see my elderly Airbnb host - no, not @Ermintrude
i'm not going to ask. when you hit the chippy later i want you to order fish, chips, bits (or is it scraps in sheff, i forget?) and mushy peas ONLY through the medium of dance. video evidence must be provided or you could get really drunk and go find @Merlin Cat and serenade her with your rendition of the everly pregnant brothers!
when you're walking back to your digs, clap your hands above your head and chant 'we are the leeds, we are the leeds, we are, we are, we are the leeds'. trust me
Ha ha, it’s not kept at home . I’m about in the morning if you fancy a cuppa. I’m on the South, Peak District side of Sheffield