I think I’ve heard it before. It hits me on two levels. My old man worked there for 27 years and as a kid I was bright white hair with glasses and big ears - I was that kid!
An old friend's cousin was an actual Milky Bar Kid and because that became known at school he (my friend) was forever nicknamed Tex and still is to some people.
Have I stumbled into time machine and gone back in time or is it a hiccup in the matrix. These jokes are rather old