Has your van got a name?

What's wrong with Stefan

 

Hope it doesn't land in a load of mud, it will be a dirty plane

 

Just 'cos it's not a tornado. It's proper German engineering coupled with good old joinery

 

if you bought one of those lovely German planes for your mother, and she landed in a muddy field, it would be a dirty mother German plane,

 

I'm going to take Stefan out for a drive in a minute, if it doesn't start I'm going to call it by its surname

 

They weren't on about the vans name

 

Yes they were, it says "Has your van got a name"
Yes mine has it's called Stefan

 

A German plane bumped my car the other day
Funny tho' I found out his 1st name was the same as your buses 2nd

 

Do they ever stop

 

It wasn't me sir, honest.
It was that Bazza made me

 

Bazza would never do a thing like that.....

 

Forgot he was teachers pet

 

We've ordered a lead for him

 

Bern mate you know me,I like to stay out of it, snotts and @crossy2112 bullied me

 

It's Haynes, Sir, he's the ringleader. He's also been stealing Matron's underwear from the washing line...

 

It looks lovely

 

That will go nicely with Matron's underwear then.

 

@snotty and @crossy2112 ive ordered you each one of these,