GrumpFest ideas wanted

Huh ! What's wrong with a Ewbank ...no electric no nothing

 

Well I always said I was a MOTTLBOFC in denial, now I know I am you bunch of grumpy buggers

 

slightly off topic ... but when did plumbers start to tidy up or operate machinery ........

 

Billy Bragg will want payment,I suggest we get a moan a like

 

What! you have an 'ology in hoover pushing.

 

@snotty would it be possible to get your fence to Grumpfest

 

For all the use the Females Terrordales are around the house, I have at the least a PhD is Houseworkology.

 

Told you so Ms.Grumpybum.

 

My gran and my dad both worked at Ewbank in Accrington! Blast from the past that one!

 

Ewbanks are proper Granny sweepers aren't they? My gran had one, I'm sure most grans did

 

Might just have had a little help to sleep last night

 

I think we might need an airport security virtual experience area, where you get to punch officious people who have no manners

Posted from Manchester Airport ....,

 

Spose this venue will be in the north so you tight old gits don’t have ta put more than a gallon of expensive fuel in your buses or wear ya tyres down too much

 

was you frisked for contra ?

 

I must admit that Yorkshire did spring to mind for some reason.

 

Could always do an Engine Blow
They were popular I'm told!

 

Or you could film it .Then use it for a VR headset,mind you don't get arrested

 

Not very good those Subaru engines are they !........