For a change we thought a goose might be nice for Xmas day .so with my fat tax rebate now in the bank we headed for the new Waitrose ,and right near the entrance were the geese, £75.00 each So its turkey for us ,I've gone right of goose
Should have gone to Aldi https://www.aldi.co.uk/en/product-r.../ps/p/specially-selected-fresh-whole-goose-1/
There's your problem straight away. Waitrose is lovely, but unless your name is Fortington-Fortington-Smythe and you're the heir to the family fortune, then it's mostly a bit too expensive. Whenever I go to Waitrose I can't get a space for all the Range Rooneys.
There's loads of the buggers in @Keith.H's field. I'm sure no-one would notice one or two going missing.
Plenty of Canada geese round our way. I can "get" one for you if you want. Or...why not try badger this year? Loads lying around on the A303.
I take two please , are you doing your run up and down the country xmas eve if so turn left of the M6 at Junc 18
Its all right i dont like goose you have to use a crowbar to squeeze it in the oven then when its done its the size of a budgie
No. They come under the flag of the commonwealth. Canadian goose poop falling on your helmet is regarded as friendly fire.
One day a farmer bought a prize example of a rooster to service all his chickens. "He's a sex machine," said the salesman, "He will give all your chickens a good seeing to!" The farmer took the rooster back to his farm and the effect was instant. The rooster jumped out of the box, ran over to the chicken house and serviced all the chickens in the coop. Shocked, the farmer grabbed the rooster and said, "Whoa, boy, you'll wear yourself out and there are still more chickens left in the other henhouse!" As soon as the farmer let go of the rooster it ran off again, this time to the other henhouse, and again starts pumping away at all the chickens. Then, finishing them off, the rooster ran up to a flock of geese and serviced all of them too, Within hours the rooster had screwed over half the birds on the farm and the farmer, himself very tired trying to catch the rooster, decided to go to bed, sure that the rooster would be dead by the morning. Sure enough the next morning the farmer found the rooster lying dead on the front porch. "You stupid bird!" cried the farmer, "I told you to pace yourself and you just wouldn't listen!" As the buzzards began circling overhead the rooster suddenly opened one eye and said, "Shh...they're getting closer!"
